DARTZ creates whale ‘Thanksgiving’ car to please Pamela

DARTZ had to give up on its desire of covering the interiors of its SUV with whale penis leather after much opposition from various groups, and that perhaps hasn’t gone very well with the automaker. They have now come up with some sort of a crazy joke pointed towards Pamela Anderson and her opposition of the whale penis leather idea. The weird car has whales thanking Pamela for saving their privates, and also has “WHALEWATCH” and “PENISGUARD” written over it in an obvious reference to Pamela and Baywatch. Checkout more images and the crazy Press Release after the jump.

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Press Release:

WHALE PENIS ON WHEELS RETURNS. IT’S BULLETPROOF.

NOT INSIDE – BUT OUTSIDE.

Thanks Pamela Anderson all world whales now can be sure about their penises. Nobody will cut them to make car seats.

Regarding that Whales make an ocean summit were they make a decision to make WHALE-THANKS-GIVING-CAR.

And they order to make this car to DARTZ – team which shocked whales with seats idea.

Of course this is just joke, but after SAVE the WALES wave DARTZ make a decision to make own SAVE the WALES show car.

This car was made from the same kevlar fiber we use for our car bulletproofing – so we can tell that whale on hood is also bulletproof.

Our guys work two weeks around the clock to make this show car, we stopped some works with our RED DIAMOND (which is already booked) as we are funny people – and sometimes stop to make serious things, making some funny things instead. We are not serious professionals in fish world – all we know that caviar is good with Vodka – but we think this hood whale is a copy of Blue Wale – which have biggest penis on planet Earth.

We will be happy to present this car to Pam Am – she can use it…. like she want’s :-) .

But more we dreaming to make a photosession with our Luxury Tank and Pam, under motto

I’D RATHER DRIVE NAKED THAN ON WHALE PENIS :-) ))))…….

We can make this session at Top Marques Monaco 2010 or Cannes Festival 2010 were we also are planning to present this car – and of course present Pam WHALEWATCH car after photosession!

Via: James Spotting